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  “A man accosted Plum?” Harry asked, startled into immobility. “When? Where? Who? Is she all right?”

  Juan tossed his head as he cracked his knuckles. “It was today, while the lady and the young miss and the diablitos were in the grande garden. I don’t know who the man was, but Plump, she has the fire in her heart. She struck him on the face, and I told him to begone, and he left. Then we went to a very boring shop with only books and old ladies and no one who paid us any attention, and then we came home.”

  Harry was mildly relieved to know that Plum wasn’t upset enough by the incident to cease her regular calls, but he felt the time was ripe to have a discussion with her. “If you see the man who accosted her again, tell me immediately.”

  “I will be happy to rip out his heart and spit on it if he should offend my most passionate lady.”

  “I’m sure you will,” Harry said dryly, “but I think a word to me first would be best. Mind you attend to what I’ve told you.”

  Juan swore eternal fealty. Harry left him for Plum’s sitting room feeling moderately better, but still worried. He made a mental note to set a few of his runners onto the task of watching the children when they were out. He found Plum sitting before her escritoire, brushing her lips with the tip of a quill as she hesitated over a letter. Love roared to life in him at the sight of her. Should one of the children be harmed, he would be devastated, but if anything happened to Plum, he would be destroyed.

  He paused for a moment, watching her as she smiled and rose to greet him, wondering how it had happened that he had fallen so completely in love with his wife that his very vitals were gripped with pain at the thought of losing her.

  “Harry! You’re back earlier than I thought. I’m so pleased you’re home. I was going to send for you, but I didn’t now where you’d gone. You’re not going to believe what happened — the children are fine, all of them, no one is hurt in the least, but they almost suffered a most grievous accident.”

  Plum told him what had happened to the children, viewing it as a neatly avoided accident rather than anything with more sinister overtones. He hesitated about telling her what had happened, nearly overwhelmed with the desire to protect her and keep his family from harm, but he admitted to himself that Plum was a smart woman, and the more she knew, the better she could guard against any danger.

  He took her hands and led her over to the blue-and-green settee. “In the future, I will leave word as to my exact destinations, so you will always know where to find me if you should have need of me. As for the accident with the horses, I’ve heard about it. Plum, do you remember a few weeks back when you were commenting on how odd it was that the children were experiencing so many accidents?”

  Plum’s gaze dropped to her hands. “Yes. I know I haven’t been the ideal stepmother to them—”

  “I don’t think they were accidents,” he interrupted, dismissing her notion that she wasn’t a good stepmother. No one could have more patience or tolerance for the five hellions he’d spawned — five dear hellions for whom he would fight to the death. “I have reason to believe that someone is deliberately trying to hurt them.”

  “Hurt them?” Her face went pale as she clutched his hands tightly. “Who would want to hurt the children?”

  “I don’t know for certain yet, but I’m going to find the proof I need in the next day or two. It has something to do with a situation in my past, a job I did.” He gave her a brief resume of his past work with the Home Office, along with reassurances that he had long left his spy days behind.

  “Someone is trying to hurt the children,” Plum repeated, for a few seconds obviously not believing what he said. She stood up, her hands fisted tightly, her cheeks bright with anger. “I will destroy him.”

  Harry was a bit startled by the vehemence in her voice, but warmed by it as well. Only Plum could love them all so well. She truly was one woman in a million. “That won’t be necessary, sweetheart. I’ve taken steps to see to it that you’ll all be protected, but I wanted to warn you so you’ll be aware of what’s going on, and won’t try to get rid of the footmen or Juan when they accompany you. I’ll send a man down to Ashleigh Court to look into the accidents there, but I don’t hold out hope that he’ll find much.”

  “Ashleigh Court?” Plum blinked and looked at him curiously. “But…those accidents were weeks ago.”

  “Yes,” Harry said, his jaw tight at the thought of someone stalking his children, someone invading their home to do them harm. “As I said, the person doing this has an old grudge against me. I have men looking into possible sources of information here in town, as well.”

  “Oh,” Plum said, sitting down, looking oddly relieved. “Then it couldn’t be — you must find the man who is doing this, Harry. He must be stopped.”

  Harry was about to ask Plum to whom she had been referring when she gave him an odd look and bit her lower lip. Immediately his mind was drawn to that lush, sweet lip, how it tasted, how he wanted to nibble on it, and in return, the many things he would enjoy it doing to his body. It was with an effort he wrenched his mind off her moist little cherry lip and focused on what she said.

  “If you were a spy, there must have been occasions where you had to…kill someone.”

  She wanted to know about the men he’d killed? Harry wondered for a moment if there was a hidden side to Plum he hadn’t seen, then relaxed. Surely she was just concerned that he had the experience to protect them from whoever sought to do the children harm. “Yes, I have, regrettably. I don’t like to take a life, Plum, and I’ve always tried to avoid it whenever I could, but I would not, and will not, ever allow anyone innocent to suffer at the hands of the guilty.”

  Plum glanced toward her escritoire. “Was it an extreme measure? That is, did you try to resolve the situation by less fatal means first? Did you try to reason with the people first? Bribe them? Or perhaps, give them a taste of their own medicine? Did you try those things first, Harry, before you were forced to kill?”

  Harry smiled a reassuring smile. Dear, sweet innocent Plum. He hesitated to have such a gruesome discussion with his delicate wife, but perhaps it would be for the best. She would no doubt understand just what lengths he was prepared to go to in order to see to the children’s and her protection. He spent the next half hour detailing the more outstanding of circumstances, allowing her to question him closely about the methods he employed to avoid having to kill his enemies, as well as general information about the surrounding events. If the situation facing him weren’t so heinous, he might almost have found her avid interest amusing, but in the end, he rose, gave her what was meant to be a reassuring kiss, but turned into a fiery plundering wherein he tasted the sweet depths of her mouth, then took his leave of her more than a little pleased with the gentle, loving woman he had wed.

  CHAPTER Fourteen

  “My very most Lady Plump! You must come quickly!”

  “What is it, Juan?” Plum asked absently, brushing the end of the quill against her chin as she thought. Would it be better to have Charles found naked in the monkey cage at the Zoological Gardens, or in flagrante delecto with another man?

  Juan threw himself to his knees before her. Plum paid little mind to such a show of histrionics. Juan was always throwing himself to his knees over something. Usually it was of no consequence. “It is a most terrible occurrence! It is the even very catastrophic!”

  Plum sipped the cold tea that had been sitting at her side while she labored the last two hours, a slight frown between her brows. “Is anything on fire?”

  “No, it is not the fire—”

  “Is anyone bleeding?” The monkey cage had a certain appeal to it, but sadly, the other would involve the shame of another man. She hated to make anyone but Charles suffer. Perhaps if he was shot while trying to escape after the theft of an object from the newly opened British Museum?

  “That I am not knowing. You must come now, it is of the most terrible event—”

  What of a harlot? Would that be
enough to shame Charles? She shook her head even as the idea formed. The Charles of old certainly had no qualms about making it known to other gentlemen that he used the services of harlots. Then again, if it was a harlot like no other, that might do the trick. Plum wrote a note to investigate whether there were any procurers of sheep for gentlemen of unnatural tastes. “Has any property, real or otherwise, been destroyed?”

  Juan clutched her knees. “You are not listening to me! I am trying to tell you—”

  “Does the situation involve any sort of weaponry? Swords? Axes? Firearms?”

  “Madre Dios, no—”

  “Then I don’t want to hear about it. I am very busy at the moment, and as long as no one is in any danger, I will attend to the situation later, when I have time. Is that clear?”

  “Of course it is clear, I have not the potatoes growing out of my ears. You must come with me—”

  “Is that clear, Juan?” Plum said more forcefully, her frown intensifying.

  Juan released her knees, got to his feet, and stalked to the door. “You are being stupid, most lovely lady! I try to tell you, but you will not let me. What am I to do? I do my job. I try to tell you, but you, you would try the saint, you would!”

  “Yes, yes, thank you, Juan.” Perhaps if word got around that he carried a plague…no, that had the possibility of harming his wife and children, who were innocent of his sins. Sadly, a plague was out. “You may leave me now. Tell the children I will attend to them later.”

  “I will never understand you English,” Juan said with a dramatic air of one grievously injured. He marched over to the door. “You make the fuss most big about the children, but when they have been kidnapped, you will not listen. I try no longer! Bah, I wash my hands!”

  “Fine,” Plum said, waving an airy hand and returning to the problem that greatly concerned her. “Water, now there’s an idea. Perhaps it could be put about that he is nigh on insane regarding the subject of water. Bedlam would loom before him, and that, surely, is enough to keep anyone in line. It certainly should stop him…kidnapping?”

  Plum was up from her seat the instant the word penetrated her consciousness. Juan, who knew his employers better than he allowed, stood outside the door counting. He opened it just as she raced through.

  “I am the butler extraordinary,” he said as she flew past him. “The carriage is waiting for you.”

  “Find Harry,” she yelled as she ran down the stairs and across the hall, leaping down the front steps to the waiting carriage. Two footmen clung to the top of the carriage, one of whom was Sam, sporting a dashing white bandage around his head.

  Plum didn’t give him a thought as she threw herself into the carriage. “Go!”

  The door slammed behind her. Plum fell backward as the horses were sprung. Struggling to sit upright, she opened the trap and yelled for the footman. “Ben, what happened? Where are the children? Who has taken them?”

  “I don’t rightly know, my lady. Sam, he went out to the park with the two men his lordship hired to watch over Miss Thom and the children, and he came home with his head all bloody, raving about someone who attacked them and stole the children. The two men and Miss Thom went after the kidnappers.”

  “How are we ever to find them in all of London?” Plum wailed.

  Sam leaned over to the trap. “They thought I was dead, Lady Rosse. One of the blighters who was standing over me told the others to meet them at the ruins.”

  “Ruins? What ruins, London doesn’t have any…oh! Vauxhall.”

  Ben’s face reappeared in the square. “That’s what we thought, milady. It was the only ruins we could think of in London.”

  “I just pray we get there in time,” Plum said, and sat back to commence some really thoughtful worrying.

  “What do you mean my wife wants to hire a murderer? Plum would never do any such thing.” Harry stormed across the smoking room at Britton House, a small headache pulsing to life at the back of his head. Noble had to be wrong, that’s all there was to it. He must have read Thom’s note incorrectly. “She just wouldn’t do it.”

  “According to Thom, she’s hoping Nick’ll be able to provide her with an introduction to someone who won’t mind killing a gentleman she assured him no one will miss.”

  “That’s ridiculous. It’s a joke. The two of them are having Nick on.”

  “I don’t think so, Harry. Evidently Thom asked Nick first if he’d do it, but seemed to credit the lad with the niceness of not being a murderer by continuing that if he didn’t have the stomach for it, could he please refer someone to her aunt who would.”

  “My lords, my pardon for interrupting, but there’s a man by the name of Juan at the door inquiring for Lord Rosse. He says it is most urgent—”

  “Just a minute.” Harry held up a hand to the short, round butler who stood in the doorway, and turned back to the man before him. “Do you mean to say that Thom wrote this letter to Nick? It’s a joke, man! That’s all it can be. She’s testing him. You know how women like to do that to men. It’s in their blood. No doubt she fancies him, and she wants to see just how honorable he really is.”

  “My lord, I sense the matter is of some urgency. The butler Juan claims it is life or death.”

  “Juan lives his life like a melodrama,” Harry told Tremayne the butler. “Everything is life or death to him. Pay him no mind for a few minutes, and he’ll calm down.”

  Noble had been frowning into the empty fireplace. He looked up with a speculative air. “I don’t think it was a joke or a test, Harry. Thom was very specific that Plum wanted to hire a thug to kill a Mr. de Spenser without being caught. Why would she be so adamant about that if it was a joke?”

  Harry stared at his friend in disbelief for a moment, then bellowed, “De Spenser? It’s de Spenser she wants killed? Are you sure about that?”

  “Yes, that’s what the letter said. Would you like me to fetch it? I believe Nick left it somewhere. He’s gone off to see if your niece is in the park, to try to get more information about this odd request. I take it you know this de Spenser?”

  “Bloody hell, why didn’t you tell me it was de Spenser in the first place?” Harry roared.

  Noble’s face took on the expression of the deepest righteous indignation. “You never asked!”

  “Gaaaah!” Harry yelled to the heavens, and spinning on his heel, ran for his horse.

  “My lord! Harry, you must hear me out!”

  “Later,” Harry shouted to Juan as he ran down the front steps, leaping into the saddle.

  “It concerns the diablitos!” Juan bellowed after him.

  “I’ll settle with Plum later for whatever they’ve done,” Harry yelled back.

  Juan swore fluently, then made for his own horse, kicking the animal into a gallop after his quickly disappearing employer. “Harry, it is the most important that you stop and listen to me!”

  Harry didn’t acknowledge the cry of the man behind him. He had more important things to focus on, such as finding his wife and worming out the reason she felt obliged to hire a man to kill a man who was already dead. Could it be a brother she was targeting?

  “My lord—” Harry dodged carriages, gigs, people, dogs, horses, children, and all the other assorted obstacles that made up the morning traffic, pulling up only after the words thrown at him made sense.

  “The diablitos were kidnapped!”

  “They were what?” Harry exploded. He turned his horse and grabbed at Juan’s coat as the butler pulled up next to him, hauling the unfortunate servant halfway off his horse. “THEY WERE WHAT?”

  “Stole your children,” Juan panted. “They are gone to Vauxhall, to the ruins, Sam says. You see? If you had listened to me at first, then you would not be so very angry now. No one listens to me. It is my most tragic fate.”

  Harry snarled an invective into the man’s face, then tossed him back into the saddle and urged Atlas into a gallop oblivious of traffic and pedestrians alike.

  “What do you think, N
ick? Those men won’t hurt the children, will they?”

  Nick glanced from Thom’s worried eyes to the young woman sitting opposite him. Although he hadn’t witnessed the kidnapping himself — and sorely wished he had been present, for he would have given the bastards a good fight — he had come across Thom and India racing down the street bordering the park afterward. “No, I don’t think they’ll hurt the little ones. They have no reason to — kidnappers only kidnap because they want something in return. They know that Harry will demand proof of the well-being of his children before he pays a ransom.”

  “I suppose so,” Thom said, worrying her lower lip. “And they’ll have Digger, assuming he made it onto the carriage without the men seeing him. I just don’t understand why they took only the youngest three. It doesn’t make sense.”

  Nick shrugged, glancing out the window. He wanted to be questioning the footman who currently clung to the top of the hired hackney about what he had seen, but had held off because of the erroneous assumption that Thom would be too distraught to be left by herself. He had wronged Thom on that score — she was worried, yes, but not hysterical. “Tell me again what happened. Everything.”

  Thom took a deep breath. “We were strolling through the park, as usual. The children wanted to go to Kensington as a change of scenery, so the younger ones were having a little footrace there. One moment then were running and laughing as we approached Kensington Park, the next minute two carriages pulled up, and several men jumped down and snatched up the children. Sam and the two men Harry hired all ran forward, but the other men were armed and struck them all down. Sam was the only one we could rouse, and he said one of the men mentioned meeting at a ruin. Digger ran off after one of the carriages, and I think he made it onto the back without being seen, but I was paying attention to Sam at the time, and I didn’t see for certain. India and I chased after them as well, but they were too fast, and no carriages would stop for us! We must have run for fi fteen minutes before you found us. Thank heavens you were able to make one of the hackney drivers stop. It’s most vexing that they wouldn’t do the same for me! We might have been at the ruins much earlier if they had.”